Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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