That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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