id be glad to
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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