Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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