Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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