i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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