How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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