Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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