We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
COCAINE IS GR8
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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