Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's the barista slut.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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