He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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