You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he shaved USA in his pubs
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
