that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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