you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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