Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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