I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
