If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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