I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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