i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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