yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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