You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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