In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I need a beard to bite.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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