Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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