Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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