another moral hangover. fuck.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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