i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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