I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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