Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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