just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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