Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he was CRYING into my vagina
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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