his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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