11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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