Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
