No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
All the doctor said was why
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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