I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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