Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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