With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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