i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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