Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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