Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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