What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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