some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
birth control should be required to get into college
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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