Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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