He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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