The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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