it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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