But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i need an iv and a liver transplant
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
