i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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