Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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