3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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