so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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